As You Like It · William Shakespeare
SCENE I. The Forest of Arden
Enter Touchstone and Audrey. TOUCHSTONE. We shall find a time, Audrey; patience, gentle Audrey. AUDREY. Faith, the priest was good enough, for all the old gentleman’s saying. TOUCHSTONE. A most wicked Sir Oliver, Audrey, a most vile Martext. But Audrey, there is a youth here in the forest lays claim to you. AUDREY. Ay, I know who ’tis. He hath no interest in me in the world. Enter William. Here comes the man you mean. TOUCHSTONE. It is meat and drink to me to see a clown. By my troth, we that have good wits have much to answer for. We shall be flouting; we cannot hold. WILLIAM. Good ev’n, Audrey. AUDREY. God ye good ev’n, William. WILLIAM. And good ev’n to you, sir. TOUCHSTONE. Good ev’n, gentle friend. Cover thy head, cover thy head. Nay, prithee, be covered. How old are you, friend? WILLIAM. Five-and-twenty, sir. TOUCHSTONE. A ripe age. Is thy name William? WILLIAM. William, sir. TOUCHSTONE. A fair name. Wast born i’ th’ forest here? WILLIAM. Ay, sir, I thank God. TOUCHSTONE. “Thank God.” A good answer. Art rich? WILLIAM. Faith, sir, so-so. TOUCHSTONE. “So-so” is good, very good, very excellent good. And yet it is not, it is but so-so. Art thou wise? WILLIAM. Ay, sir, I have a pretty wit. TOUCHSTONE. Why, thou sayst well. I do now remember a saying: “The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.” The heathen philosopher, when he had a desire to eat a grape, would open his lips when he put it into his mouth, meaning thereby that grapes were made to eat and lips to open. You do love this maid?
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